Tijuana Bible Stories
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Betty
Boop in "Improvising" - by Mr. Prolific
One of the most
popular Tijuana Bibles of all time, we had to make it #1 on our list.
Betty picks up a lifeguard at the beach and things get hot behind
the picket fence. They are discovered by the infamous Smut Hound as
Betty plays the ukulele while riding the lifeguard cowgirl style. It ends
with a classic punchline.
Popeye
in "Steppin' Out" - by Mr. Prolific
Another great
Tijuana Bible classic here.
While waiting for Wimpy in the whorehouse, Popeye is caught jerking
off by the madame, who takes charge of his giant erection. Very funny!
J. Wellington Wimpy in "Back to His First Love" - by Mr.
Prolific
The original hamburgler,
Wimpy will do, or even will fuck, anything for a fresh hamburger sandwich.
The last panel is hilarious.
Mickey
Mouse and Donald Duck - by Mr. Prolific
Walt Disney must
have had a heart attack when this Tijuana Bible hit the streets in
1935.
When Donald walks in on Micky and Minnie screwing, his hard feelings
have to be resolved.
Joe
Palooka - by Mr. Prolific
Joe gets irate
when his xxx-rated sex dream is interrupted.
Mr.Prolific brings the dream sequence to the Tijuana Bible.
She
Will Be Coming Around the Mountain - by Mr. Prolific
The popular 8
page version of the originally 10 page Tijuana Bible from the ornate
border series.
Country boy Zeke gets an ass full of buckshot when Pappy catches him
banging Elsie Mae.
Missing from this version is an introduction page and the original
page 7 where Zeke says her pappy would kill him.
She
Saw the World's Fair - and how! - by Wesley Morse
Dot tours the
attractions at the 1939 New York World's Fair while the guide takes
his tour of her. One of a series of Tijuana Bibles by Wesley Morse
actually distributed at the New York 1939 World's Fair.
The
Adventures of a Fuller Brush Man - by Mr. Prolific
The first of Mr.
Prolific's most well known Tijuana Bible series. The Fuller Brush
Man recounts his childhood sexual discovery, and sets off to ravish
the young women of America.
Zonga
The Fan Dancer Get's an Encore - by Wesley Morse
When
an impulsive audience member loses control and starts fucking Zonga
during her performance the fans go wild and shout for an encore.
Lil
Abner - by Mr. Prolific
Lil
Abner is so worked up by a sideshow coochie he visits her in the dressing
room, and ends up accused of raping her.
Andy
Gump - by Mr. Prolific
Andy
gets away from Min for a weekend at the hunting lodge where he seduces
a maid with a hairless pussy, something quite unusual in those days
Blondie
- by Mr. Prolific
Blondie
and Dagwood try to make a second baby.
A
Sailor Finds Out, If It's True What they Say about Chinese Girls
- by Wesley Morse
A
horny sailor takes home a chinese babe and puts her through the paces
between gags.
The
Adventures of a Fuller Brush Man "Torrid Tess" - by Mr.
Prolific
He can't understand why she doesn't give it up to her intended?
Rosie's
Beau in "Oh-Oh" - by Mr. Prolific
Archie acts out the local sex gossip on Rosie!
Donald
Duck Has A Universal Desire! by Blackjack
Donald's
desire for a female duck makes him settle for a transvestite. An outrageous
Tijuana Bible by Blackjack.
He
Didn't Speak French - by Wesley Morse
When Lord Balls unexpectedly returns home to surprise his wife, he discovers her having sex with a Frenchman, ...but he can't speak french!
Etta
Kett in "Endorsed" - by Mr. Prolific
Submitting to sexual pressure, Etta gives it up on the couch, but they are discovered. Good punchline.
Dick Tracy and the Koh-I-Hur Emerald by Mr. Busy
Tracy finds the emerald in asian Mlle Kootchie's coochie. Racist Chinese stereotypes.
The
Adventures of a Fuller Brush Man "Easy Pickins" - by Mr.
Prolific
When he consoles a lonely wife who bursts into his room her husband complains.
Gert
Gabbo - by Mr. Prolific
The director figures the best way to handle this actress.
It
Was Perfect - by Wesley Morse
One man's search for perfection.
J.
Wellington Wimpy in "You Bring the Ducks" - by Mr. Prolific
Wimpy withholds sex until he is fed a hamburger.
Hans
and Fritz Meet a Hootchie Cootchie by Artist #11
A stripper likes the boys so much they become part of the act.
Major
Hoople in "Phht" - by Mr. Prolific
The Major is beat up when he interrupts a couple having sex with his reminisces.
Tijuana
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